A conversation between Chun and Mr Wu, Chun’s dad

We all know that Chun had flown back to Brunei to celebrate Chinese lunar New Year with his family. We present to you the Chinese New Year special conversation between Wu Zun and Mr Wu.

Brunei

Mr Wu: finally you are back home. I miss you so much.
Chun: dad, I miss you too. Did you take good care of yourself?
Mr Wu: sure, son. How come your bag look so heavy?
Chun: I brought some CDs back for all of your.
Mr Wu: oh I see. Chun, you seemed to forget to bring something back with you.
Chun: (blur) did I?
Mr Wu: (knock Chun’s head) where is your girl friend?
Chun: (blur) what girlfriend?
Mr Wu: son, stop acting blur, you know what I mean…
Chun: dad, I don’t know.
Mr Wu: you know….
Chun: no, I don’t.
Mr Wu: where is Ella?
Chun: huh…. How come you know her?

Mr Wu: how I know ah??? I watch your television clips carefully and I could see that you like her.
Chun: (shy) dad, how did you know I like her? Let me show you something.
Chun took out his wallet and shows his dad the picture that he and Ella took in Korea. Chun was wearing a suit and Ella was wearing the black tube gown.
Mr Wu: fancy you hiding her pictures in your wallet. If you like her, just tell her that you like her. Why are you hiding your feeling? If you continued to do this, I am pretty sure she will be gone.
Chun: dad… doesn’t say this about me.

Mr Wu: if you don’t want me to say this, you should know what to do.
Chun: sure dad…
Going to his room, he unpack his stuffs and lied on his bed. Lying on the bed, he thought of what his dad had said and thinks that what his dad say did make sense. He felt that he should make his feeling known to her when he returns to Taiwan.

Reunion dinner

All his relatives had gather at Chun’s uncle house to eat the Chinese New Year Reunion dinner. Chun was walking aimlessly around the place and hearing his songs.
Seeing everything ready on the table, he went forward to the table with his relatives and father to eat. Noticing a plate of mushroom on the table, different variety of mushroom, he immediately grabs it.

Chun: wah, there is mushroom. My favourite food
Chun’s dad: what are you doing? Why are you holding it? Put it back.
Chun: hey dad, that whole plate of mushroom belongs to me and NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT!!!
Chun’s dad: is there any good reason that it belong to you?

Chun: erhhh…. It is just mine. I want it.
Relative: gosh, Chun you seemed to be totally addicted to mushroom.
Chun: yup, I can’t live without mushroom.
Aunt: Chun, how come I don’t see your girl friend at all? You do have one right?
Chun: hahahahaa…

The whole night the reunion dinner, Chun had took the whole plate of mushroom to himself and was happily eating it and was also taking picture and “talking to it”
As thought that the mushroom was Ella,

Chun: mushroom, I miss you so much…
His father, uncles and aunts could only shake their head seeing Chun talking to the mushroom like this.

After the dinner, it was even funnier when the desert was black forest cake and banana split with two coop of chocolate ice-cream.

Seeing this, Chun rushed forward to the table and grab hold of the slice of black forest cake and banana split that was on the table.
Chun: the black forest cake is really heavenly… I love it so much. I believe Baobei would also love it. How I wish I could feed her.

Aunt: feed who ah???
Chun: nothing….
Uncle: Chun, you seemed to be hiding something from us.
Chun: no, I did not… dad, help me.
Mr Wu: (wave his hand) sorry, son I can’t help you.
Chun: dad…

Uncle/Aunt: so Chun, what is your secret?
Before they could ask him, Chun dash off with his chocolate cake and banana split to another corner.
Uncle/Aunt: (shake head)

At the corner, he sat there eating his food.
Chun: the chocolate cake is so nice, how I wish she was here with me and so is the banana split.
Every mouthful of the chocolate ice-cream with the banana makes me think of her. How I wish she is just in front of me and we could eat it together. He was so engrossed in talking to himself that he did not noticed that his dad and his sister had crept from behind to hear who he was talking to…

In my life, there are few things that are so precious to me. Firstly it must be mushroom, secondly it is banana and lastly it is black forest cake. It seemed that she and I share much similar stuff.
The thought of mushroom make me think of her.

Mushroom the love of my life
Without it, life would be meaningless and incomplete
The smell, the taste and the aroma make me think of you
You, Ella Chen is like a mushroom of my life, without it, I would be nothing
Seeing mushroom is as thought I am seeing you
When I eat mushroom dishes or I drink mushroom soup, my mind would be full of you.
I can’t live without you and it is like how I can’t live without mushroom.
Mushroom is our token our love.

BANANA

Banana, when I see you is as thought I am seeing you baobei
When I eat it, I would constantly think of you.
I still remember the time I went to your hotel room to eat banana. I am so much in love with it and it is like how I should say mushroom like banana.

His father and sister who was listening was shock to see Chun talking to a banana and of course talking about banana and mushroom. What was wrong with him?
Coming out from their hiding place, they went to scared him.

Mr Wu and Chun’s sister: BOO…
Chun: who is that….
Mr Wu and Chun’s sister: it is us. Why are you talking to yourself?
Chun: nothing… secret…

Chun’s sister: you must be mad to talk to a banana. Banana is a fruit and you were saying how much you love it. The most hilarious one must be the mushroom poem. I can’t stop laughing. By the way who is Ella Chen?
Chun: ehhhh….
Chun’s sister: out with it, Chun….

Chun: don’t force me, okay. When the time is ripe, I will tell your.
Mr Wu: (knock Chun’s head again)
Chun: what that for?
Mr Wu: so you won’t forget about our agreement.
Chun’s sister: agreement????
Mr Wu/Chun: our secret…

Taiwan

Ella was also having her reunion dinner with her family and she was constantly being asked by her parents and relatives about her love life in which Ella keep silent and refused to disclose much even thought it was her relatives.

Selina and Hebe was also invited to the reunion dinner. Selina and Hebe was consider part of the celebration and Mrs Chen had invited them too.

knowing that Ella was not gonna disclose anything. Both Selina and Hebe decided to help Ella spill the bean.

aunt: Ella, do you have any boyfriend now?
Ella: ehhh, i don't think i want to say it.
aunt: don't be shy, dear.
Ella: shake her head.
Selina/Hebe: Ella, she had a boyfriend but she refused to say it.
Mrs Chen: really???
Selina: yup...
Mrs Chen: who is he? i would love to see him? why did you not invite him here today?
Ella: he is not in Taiwan.
Selina: Ella, we know who u are referring ah.
Hebe: ya lor, someone giving hints.
Aunt and Mrs Chen: who is he? can someone tell me?

both Selina and Hebe wanted to say it but before they could say it, Ella stuff peel oranges into their mouth.

Ella: orange is good for you. rich in vitamin C.
Selina/Hebe: arghhh...

Mrs Chen/Aunt: we are still clueless who is he?

when Ella was not looking, Selina and Hebe whisper into Ella's aunt and mother ear.

enjoy your Chinese new year. GONG XI GONG XI

A love poem that got to do with MUSHROOM THAT I COMPOSED ... in a way i imagine Chun saying it.

Mushroom, the love of my life

Without it, it would be meaningless and incomplete

The smell, the taste, the aroma of it made me think of you

You, Ella Chen is like the mushroom of my life, without it, I would be nothing.

Seeing mushroom is like seeing you, my love of my life.

When I drink mushroom soup or eat mushroom dishes,

my mind would be full of you.

I can’t live without you and it is like how I can’t live without mushroom.

Mushroom is our token of love.
* this is compose by me =)

The thought of you

Every morning when i wake up
the first person i would love to see is you.
the warm smile of your never failed to light up my days.
when i am with you, i could feel that our heart are beating together with mine.
I love it when you are with me
and i am glad you are mine.
* this is composed by me.